Mary Plays Soccer

Kids will make liars out of you. Mary continues to want to play soccer next year, despite the fact that she causes more trouble during practice than anyone else. I had Mom take the video camera to Mary's soccer game to show her what she did during the games so we could try to convince her that she didn't love to play.
Here is what we were expecting to see.

But then, she did this.

And this.

This was her response.

Now, I am confused. And scared that I will have to continue to coach her team.