Conversations with Vittoria

Mary Kay (concerned, because v was brushing her teeth while pooping) - I just want to make sure you do it properly.
V - of course I’m doing it oroperly. How would you do it improperly?
MK - we’ll, you could continue brushing your teeth after you wiped but before you wash your hands.
Me - or you could wipe your butt with your toothbrush and then brush your teeth with it.
V - Dad, you’re awesome.

Conversations with Vittoria

Did you know you can actually put ketchup on a baked potato?